If it wasnt for bathing, Tang Seng would have been on the table for a long time

Ask a question first: In Journey to the West, how many times did Tang Seng have been caught by monsters? Whoever is so boring and also counts this is very busy. I was not busy, I counted it seriously. I was repeatedly captured by the same monster and calculated it. After the Tang monk had difficulty in 1981, it was caught by the monsters 19 times. In addition to a few older ladies who want to catch Tang Seng as a husband, most monsters to catch Tang Seng are very simple, just want to eat meat.Because there is a long -circulating saying on the rivers and lakes: after eating Tang Seng meat, you can live forever. As a result, the monsters along the way showed their magical powers.In the end, people also caught, the pot was settled, and the fire was also clicked. Steaming or boiled, fried or barbecue, just wait for the king to say a word.Light. Probably worried that it would be better to add a bit of pork monkey head or something. At the critical moment, the monster always waved his hand and said: "eat. Otherwise, you are unwilling to enjoy the deliciousness. You have to send your hands to ask friends and relatives from other places to come and eat together.In short, there are various delays, all kinds of grinding. Among them, the least understanding is individual ladies fairy, which has seized the Tang monk. Since there are no attempts to kill and kill first, there are no plans to catch a few apprentices and succulent, and there is no plan to ask friends to dinner together. ThenGo to cook, see the rice a little, don't steam the meat quickly, but run out to take a bath. What do you think about?Don't you know the harm of bathing on an empty stomach? Woman, sometimes I really do n’t understand you. At this time, wash the monks when washing. When washing, put it in the pot and steam it. Then go to the bath. After the washing, it ’s just steaming., Meimei's full meal, isn't it good? Why do you have to take a bath at this time?Do you want 7 people to go together?The most incomprehensible thing is a woman. I like to make a group in groups. I have to go to the toilet together. I have to take a bath together. Every time I go to so many people, I do n’t say anything about privacy. Is it enough? 1. Yes, I am talking about the seven spider essences. On that day, the monk Tang passed the palecard, and the sun came out of the west. Sun Wukong said: You see what Master said there, you have to eat fast, I want to go to the way, the saying goes: one day as a teacher and a father for life. Tang Seng said: Leading cadres should take the lead in the prelude to lead by example. Usually you go, let me go today. Master insisted on going, and the three apprentices did not insist. In this way, Tang Seng came to a courtyard alone and found that there were seven girls in the yard, four were embroidered, three were playing, and they grew one more beautiful than one. How beautiful is it?The book is written like this: the face blushing and the lips are uniform.The moth's eyebrows are small and the moon is small, and the cicada is new.Flying on the sleeves of the green, the cage is slim with jade bamboo shoots; Tang Seng has been standing outside and watching, how long did he watch?The book says: Stop less than half an hour, that is, for an hour. Don't ask, I am also curious, either go in, or walk, stand there for an hour, what are you thinking about? Finally, Tang Seng was then courageous. In the end, he went in and was captured by the fairy. Besides, the three apprentices, hungry. Eight precepts complained about Goku: Let Master go out yourself, you can rest assured?What happened in this deserted mountains and mountains? Goku said: You know a fart, and the leader wants to act alone. There is a reason. As a subordinate, you ca n’t follow everything. Whoever has n’t had a little secret, do the leader have no privacy? The monk said: The master is right. Bajie said: You shut up, don't look back, don't come back, 80 % are caught by the monster. Sun Wukong's mouth was hard. In fact, he murmured a little bit, so he went out to find, and found that Master was caught by the fairy. He said in his heart, fortunately, come out for a while. 2. However, Goku observed secretly and found that the fairy did not mean to cook at all. Dry Master aside, holding a washing supplies, changing the clothes to change the clothes.Cross the bridge, and said in front of the back: Sister, we took a bath and steamed the fat monk to eat. As soon as Sun Wukong heard it, he thought: These women are weird. Is it important to take a bath without eating Tang Seng's meat? Is it so important to take a bath? At this time, Sun Wukong had two options. One was to do it directly. He copied the family and killed seven fairy, and rescued Master; the other was to keep the soldiers. When they left the cave to take a bath, they slipped in quietly and rescued Master. Most people are such ideas, right?Our Sun Wukong is not an ordinary person. He chose to follow the fairy secretly regardless of Master, and went to see them to take a bath. This is described in the scene of the bath: Seeing the water and hot water, those women had to take a bath, that is, take off their clothes together and put them on the hanger.Go together, Seeing by the walker: Put the buttons and unbutton the knot.The breasts are white like silver, and the jade body is as snow. Elbow race race, fragrant shoulders bullying powder stickers.The belly is soft and cotton, and the backlight of the spine is still clean. The knee and wrist is half a group, and the golden lotus is three inches narrow.In the middle of love, it shows romantic acupoints. Is this Journey to the West?Why is there a feeling of Jin Ping Mei?There are also four masterpieces, and reading relics recommended by primary and secondary school students. You said, what do you think of children?How did relevant departments be closed? It stands to reason that you should see it too, just do it, isn't this an excellent opportunity to remove the demon? At this time, Sun Wukong once again showed the thinking mode and behavior of ordinary people. After he saw enough, he did not do it. Instead, he turned into an eagle, holding people's clothes, and went away. The reason for giving up the action is: men do not fight with women. I am such a man like this, killing these girls, it is really unpleasant. When did you learn to pity the fragrant and cherish jade?Don't you say that when you hit the bone essence?If you can't do it once, there are three dozens of bone essence. 3.. This kind of thing can not be required. Of course, you have to share with his brothers. Sun Wukong went back and told Bazhong. As soon as the eight precepts heard a beautiful woman bathing, they immediately shook their eyes, shaking their spirits, happy, and lifted., Drag, run straight there. Probably the number of teasing teasing by Sun Wukong is usually too much. I am afraid of being fooled. When I leave, I also ask: Brother, you do n’t want to kill him as long as you leave the roots and see the fairy? Just let the fairy do not fight, do you want it?Why did you return with a few women's clothes? At that time, Bazhong didn't care about it. He trot all the way to the pool. At a glance, there was a beautiful woman taking a bath and yelled excitedly: Women Bodhisattva, where to take a bath, do you also bring my monk to wash? The girls were so ashamed to hide their bodies in the water and scolded Bajie: stinky hooligan, walked away. The old pig ignored these, jumped into the water, and changed into the water, and became a catfish essence.It turned out that the water had a deep chest, and the water had been on the bottom of the water. This is the largest scale in the Journey to the West. Everyone thinks about the picture. Anyway, the final result is that the seven girls have fallen, panting, mental burnout. Modern people hung on the disk on their mouths, which originated from this. Pig Bajie is of course okay.Remember, Journey to the West Twenty -three Temple Four Holy Test Zen Heart, Eight Words wanted to include the three daughters and mother -in -law in the room, and once said to my mother -in -law: You see what you said, there is no three -bedroom room.Four?There are a few more, and your son -in -law also laughed. During my childhood, I had learned a method of fighting, and he was rejoicing one by one. On that day, Bajie was in the water with a enemy seven, and after finishing the matter, those demon heard the words, and the soul was flying away. He kneeling in the water: It is convenient and convenient to look at Master., I have never dared to suffer.I hope that compassion has spared my life, willing to post some costs, and send you Master to West Heaven. When it comes to this child, you have been happy. People promise to let people and give you economic compensation. After the analysis, it is estimated that because of the criminal ring, I am afraid that I will come to Xitian. In case of this experience, it will be leaked and affects their position evaluation, so we must kill people. In the end, the spiders fled, but Goku and others did not chase, and only rescued the dying master from Panshidong. The first sentence of Tang Seng said: How do you come? Goku and Bajie blushed: a little thing, delayed it.Master, next chemical fast, let us go. Tang Seng said: Apostles, they will starve to death in the future, and they will never specialize. 4. 4..Escape from death, there was no danger, this is the closest time Tang Seng's death. The balance of destiny was completely tilted to the side of the spider essence. Think about it, it is also a fairy, and it is also a woman. It is also a person who is a man. In order to eat Tang monks, white bone essence becomes a little girl for a while.The old grandmother coaxed all kinds of coaxing, exhausted, and was beaten by Sun Wukong to die. In the end, he did not touch Tang Seng a finger. But the spider essence, sitting at home, the Tang monk delivered the goods himself, and did not take the power of ash, he caught the Tang monk. How careless for you, the fate was brought to the table on the table and fed it into his mouth.So you haven't eaten, who can you blame?Intersection Why do you have to take a bath?According to the Grandpa of the Land, the place where the spider is bathing is called Yanyuquan, not an ordinary bathing center, but one of the nine hot springs of the nine major national hot springs formed by Houyi that year.It is the Qixian aunt's bath. At that time, the seven fairy was bathing here because of one of the fairy's young and ignorant, violating the policy, and some unbelievable things with the local farmers who set up cattle. The father -in -law said: Since the monster lives here, it has occupied his dirty spring, and Xiangu has never competed with him, and he has made it with him.This weird occupies the bath and suffered three a day and came out to take a bath. Why wash so hard?It is said that the bath used by the fairy can remove the demon in the spider. In other words, taking a bath is right. Woman loves cleanliness. The wrong is the order. If it wasn't because you had to take a bath before eating, Journey to the West would have ended in this episode. The end is probably like this: After about two hours of high temperature cooking, the fire was slowly stewed, and the unknown fragrance of Tang Seng meat gradually permeated in the air. Finally, the meat came up, white tender, trembling, like a new cage tofu, bite it down. Sure enough, the meat is delicious, fat but not greasy, the entrance is smooth, and the remaining taste is endless. Everyone couldn't care about talking, and eating a meal fiercely. At this time, no one cares whether to eat so many meat will get fat. Everyone is rushing to enjoy the deliciousness on the tip of the tongue. Half an hour later, a fairy wiped his mouth, patted his belly, and said with a full bite, "Sisters, are you full?"Let's take a shower if you are full? Demonstrates in unison: Okay, okay.Eat full, take a bath, the most beautiful life is just that. Everyone is handled by hand, holding it up and holding it up, saying and laughing, and with a satisfied way to the bath. The three brothers of Goku were long waiting for Master to come back. They couldn't help but worry about it, and found the master's footprints. They found Panshid Cave. In the dining room of no one, Tang Seng's remains were scattered, and a wolf borrowed. Goku is distressed, the liver and intestine are broken, holding Tang Seng's skull, tearful channel: I'm sorry Master, I'm late! On May 7, 633, Master Xuan Zang, a monk in the Tang Dynasty, was killed during the scripture at the age of 31. Journey to the West end. Sun Jisheng was published in GT GT; Cat Eye Seeing People